Tuesday, September 19, 2006

What's In That Tumor?

In the spirit of humor, please post a comment on what the tumor might be composed of, especially if this were a cartoon. Think of weird stories you've heard of vestigial twins found in people's stomachs made up of old hair and teeth.

My first attempt was a few weeks ago - chicken breast and pretzel salt. Two foods I've been accused of eating fairly often. Somewhat derived from a friend who says I don't eat enough beef.

The same friend said it was an Eat 'N Park meatball from their midnight buffet. Right size, probably similar composition. A Pittsburgh tradition. If you've ever eaten one, it's still with you somehow.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rejected peoplemeter components.

9/19/2006 8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one's easy; a hairball.

9/19/2006 4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what it consists of but I hear it tastes just like chicken...


Martha

9/19/2006 8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick Cheeny...so be carefull of what you say! `O<

9/20/2006 1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nonsense its just a gass build up commonly known as a brain fart

9/20/2006 1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you lost all of your marbles? Maybe they found one!

9/20/2006 9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Monkey says worm poo, sting ray sushi, New Year's Day herring, bambi meat and feta cheese tangled up in dental floss

9/21/2006 11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Titleist??

9/21/2006 4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ramen noodles peanut butter ball floating in a bath of Starbucks double shots

9/21/2006 4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I reckon it's potted meat...mmm hmm - KARL

9/22/2006 6:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

APPLE CRAPPLE!

9/22/2006 6:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, but it smells like Big Foot's ...

9/22/2006 6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure, but it would probably taste good with some fava beans and a nice chianti - Hannibal

9/22/2006 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the alien implanted into his brain during a key west trip. Ask Kip.
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scott

9/22/2006 6:52 PM  

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